Back down, Cousin Bennett.Tumblr (3.0; @mybroseth)http://mybroseth.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dc8bba495b0659bf89b0fc6dc5ee85dc/tumblr_mm0nh7ZKw21rneos1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://awkwardandinappropriate.tumblr.com/post/49173892126/spreading-facebook-propaganda">awkwardandinappropriate</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Spreading Facebook propaganda</p> </blockquote>http://mybroseth.tumblr.com/post/49181134722http://mybroseth.tumblr.com/post/49181134722Mon, 29 Apr 2013 11:13:31 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/821f9bfeab70d65201254076a9d0a6e4/tumblr_mkt0y30HqX1rtaa9io1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>I find this surprising. </p>http://mybroseth.tumblr.com/post/47225780405http://mybroseth.tumblr.com/post/47225780405Fri, 05 Apr 2013 18:54:03 -0400lionmidgetssethfunny<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4f9b602440bbc7e4ac53278dd6136c93/tumblr_mjx0btOpiA1rtaa9io1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>The best channel for Emergency Info is Facebook. </p>http://mybroseth.tumblr.com/post/45759876884http://mybroseth.tumblr.com/post/45759876884Tue, 19 Mar 2013 11:57:29 -0400elephantemergencyFYIFacebook<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8cf4896ad8cd33b4515f22f8f7a0ed7e/tumblr_mjx07jVC381rtaa9io1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>This profile photo tells you everything you need to know about #MybrotherSeth. </p>http://mybroseth.tumblr.com/post/45759751660http://mybroseth.tumblr.com/post/45759751660Tue, 19 Mar 2013 11:54:55 -0400Barney FifeAndy GriffithtelevisionTVProfile photoFacebook<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/62e2041529986e7e0dd2784c169a6eac/tumblr_mj56fhZven1rtaa9io1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Only #MybrotherSeth sends me pseudo-scholarly essays via Facebook message. </p>http://mybroseth.tumblr.com/post/44542660289http://mybroseth.tumblr.com/post/44542660289Mon, 04 Mar 2013 10:16:29 -0500supermanbatmanman of steelchristopher nolanbruce waynechristian baleFacebookmessageemailLOLWTFmoviessocietytheoriesphilosophies<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7a3b3e71e5a4656f7bfa6096dc47f81f/tumblr_mj0abdHIYC1rtaa9io1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Spongebob has new competition for Employee of the Month, move over Squidward for #MybrotherSeth. </p>http://mybroseth.tumblr.com/post/44326953834http://mybroseth.tumblr.com/post/44326953834Fri, 01 Mar 2013 18:52:25 -0500SpongebobSquarepantsKrusty KrabSquidwardMr. KrabPatrickcartoonsNickelodeonJobsFacebookSeth<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7b332227d9ef8db580e859fd0e9f9d13/tumblr_mh51euRsyU1rtaa9io1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>#MyBrotherSeth quotes master philosophers: Pooh, Claus and Hamma. </p>http://mybroseth.tumblr.com/post/41364593243http://mybroseth.tumblr.com/post/41364593243Thu, 24 Jan 2013 11:20:54 -0500Winnie the PoohWTFHammer timeMC HammerPoohSanta ClausClausChristmasquotesFacebooklol<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/77f7728b45f23b3f186f8c68317f42b6/tumblr_mfmj0mv0Go1rtaa9io1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>#MybrotherSeth Blames Canada. </p>http://mybroseth.tumblr.com/post/38848901028http://mybroseth.tumblr.com/post/38848901028Wed, 26 Dec 2012 00:53:10 -0500blame CanadaCanadaSouth Parkbrotherfunny quotefaux quoteAmericaUSAquoteLOLWTF<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me7d99OGB91rtaa9io1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Hey, if the Pillsbury Doughboy said it, it must be true, right #MybrotherSeth? </p> <p>Another one of Seth’s infamous “faux-quotes” and it’s a real gem. </p>http://mybroseth.tumblr.com/post/36738816146http://mybroseth.tumblr.com/post/36738816146Wed, 28 Nov 2012 09:51:09 -0500quotesfamouscookiesholidaydoodledoodlingschoolwritingclassteacherFacebookfake quotes<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdczkxrwUn1rtaa9io1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>#MybrotherSeth - sometimes tender. </p>http://mybroseth.tumblr.com/post/35545244490http://mybroseth.tumblr.com/post/35545244490Mon, 12 Nov 2012 00:07:45 -0500brothersethFacebookcartoonskisseskissbunnyharejokesbad jokesLOLphotopost<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc3y4w1wSH1rtaa9io1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#MybrotherSeth looks on in <strike>disgust</strike> wonder at the squishing, squeezing boobies, slick with mud. </p> <p>This is actually what people do for fun in my town, which is probably more a source of Seth’s pained expression than the half-naked wimmen. </p>http://mybroseth.tumblr.com/post/33855107706http://mybroseth.tumblr.com/post/33855107706Thu, 18 Oct 2012 17:24:32 -0400boobsboobiestitstittiesbreastsmud wrestlinghillbillieshicksgamesmudwomennudeWTFlol“I was just kidding of courde i love you and your brother equally…but seth is more talented and awesome i think…but your still cool corey…”<br/><br/> - <em>Text message from #MybrotherSeth from my Mom’s phone</em>http://mybroseth.tumblr.com/post/33248991401http://mybroseth.tumblr.com/post/33248991401Tue, 09 Oct 2012 16:32:49 -0400brothersiblingboysmomwhen parents textstfu parentsparentstext<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maz5bqwTuc1rneos1o1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://awkwardandinappropriate.tumblr.com/post/32346849328/while-i-am-awkward-and-inappropriate-my-amazing">awkwardandinappropriate</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>While I am awkward and inappropriate, my amazing little brother (see my other Tumblr account <a href="http://mybroseth.tumblr.com/" title="mybroseth.tumblr.com">mybroseth.tumblr.com</a>) cracks down on crudeness… </p> </blockquote>http://mybroseth.tumblr.com/post/33175292930http://mybroseth.tumblr.com/post/33175292930Mon, 08 Oct 2012 15:06:00 -0400Scarlet O'HaraElizabeth TaylorDamnCurse Wordsbrothercinemaclassic filmsmovie quotesclassic quotes<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maif3h2VlA1rtaa9io1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>But Colonel Sanders? Nobody’s surprised he’s an orator, the guy wears the freshest bow-tie and understands the power of gravy. </p> <p>Plus, some of my most life-changing realizations have came elbows-deep in a bucket of fried chicken (“These pants are feeling pretty tight.” for instance). </p>http://mybroseth.tumblr.com/post/31744614108http://mybroseth.tumblr.com/post/31744614108Mon, 17 Sep 2012 15:50:00 -0400fried chickenkfccolonel sanderschickenbow-tiegravybucket<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maich2rFnv1rtaa9io1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Who knew Smokey the Bear was so quotable? Or could even speak? #MybrotherSeth, apparently. </p>http://mybroseth.tumblr.com/post/31741364047http://mybroseth.tumblr.com/post/31741364047Mon, 17 Sep 2012 14:53:00 -0400Smokey the bearquotesfunny quotesmy brothermy brother sethbearlaureatepoet<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maaup0j19j1rtaa9io1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>It’s not often that a guy will write a poem about you - usually those stops after your sappy high-school boyfriend. #MybrotherSeth didn’t get that memo, pretty “out-of-this-world” (no pun intended). </p> <p>- “Corey M.C.”</p>http://mybroseth.tumblr.com/post/31468943638http://mybroseth.tumblr.com/post/31468943638Thu, 13 Sep 2012 13:46:00 -0400epicpoemhigh schoolboyfriendbrotherfacebookspaceastronautpoetry<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9uhe6jrX51rtaa9io1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>#MybrotherSeth told me on the phone he had a surprise for me. </p> <p>“What is it?!!” (I love surprises.)</p> <p>“I’ll text it to you tomorrow.” </p> <p>Next day, I receive this message in my Facebook Inbox (a passive move.) - You can read from there. It’s worth saying that we don’t live on a farm and our only two pets are spayed and neutered respectively. It’s not unlikely my brother could be raising a nest of rats or genetically mutated land-walked sea horses that he created in his closet, but the truth is unclear. </p> <p>…He is 20-years-old so he could also be impregnating teenage girls… But that’s probably more unlikely than the genetically mutated sea horses. </p>http://mybroseth.tumblr.com/post/30890296845http://mybroseth.tumblr.com/post/30890296845Tue, 04 Sep 2012 17:37:00 -0400FacebookMy brother Sethpregnantpetscatdogcreepy textsweird messagesInboxteenage girls<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m93ys0rfjx1rtaa9io1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>#MybrotherSeth - we were worried he’d be living in our basement eternally, but looks like he has bigger plans for himself, inspired hopelessly by <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60og9gwKh1o" title="Numa Numa">Numa Numa</a>.</p>http://mybroseth.tumblr.com/post/29896889301http://mybroseth.tumblr.com/post/29896889301Tue, 21 Aug 2012 09:57:00 -0400My brother sethmybrothersethNuma NumaRihannaCareer pathcareer goalsYoutubeviral videolittle bro<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8tadfYM4R1rtaa9io1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>You mess with Pixar, you mess with #MybrotherSeth. </p> <p><br/>Check the comments. </p>http://mybroseth.tumblr.com/post/29496643166http://mybroseth.tumblr.com/post/29496643166Wed, 15 Aug 2012 15:34:26 -0400PixarToy StoryToys in the AtticFacebookcommentsFacebook commentsSeth<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8nozr3C1b1rtaa9io1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Dear #MybrotherSeth - me either. </p>http://mybroseth.tumblr.com/post/29278319035http://mybroseth.tumblr.com/post/29278319035Sun, 12 Aug 2012 15:04:00 -0400chaplinbrotherFacebookmoviessilent filmscritic